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A complication I didn’t exactly need right now. Harley Quinn: In the storytelling business, this dummy, swallowing that diamond, is called a complication. This is spectacular news! She doesn’t belong to him, she belongs to me. Roman Sionis: What’s wrong with you, Victor? Talk about burying the lead. A position, I might add, that wouldn’t have been vacant without the help of yours truly. Harley Quinn: So that’s how Canary got herself a job driving around Gotham’s newest Godfather. Victor Zsasz: You’ll be good at the driving gig. But I think I’m good with the singing gig. You’re his new driver.ĭinah Lance: Huh, thanks. And for the first time, in a long time, I’m all on my lonesome. And no one gives two f**ks who we are beyond that.ĭinah Lance: Yeah, I don’t know who you think I am, lady, but I’m not her. You know, a harlequin’s nothing without a master. Harley Quinn: Oof! Ouch! A harlequin’s role is to serve. He calls her his little bird, and he’s got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.ĭinah Lance: Janky-a** clown with bad eye makeup? Harley Quinn: Canary’s been singing at Roman’s club for years. Harley Quinn: For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet, her name’s Cassandra Cain, are all looking for this Cain character, I got to take you back a few days, to that night I got sh*tfaced at the Black Mask Club.

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Harley Quinn: And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. The immunity I’d enjoyed for so long was gone. Harley Quinn: It had been six short hours since my little stunt at ACE Chemicals announced to the world that Mr. See, I was halfway across town, hungover, and thinking about breakfast. The fact that he wants me dead hasn’t yet hit my radar. Harley Quinn: The wack job with the penchant for peeling faces is Roman Sionis, aka Black Mask. And at the top of that list, is this guy. Harley Quinn: I’m about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. And I’m telling it, so I’ll start where I f**king want. But I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation. Harley Quinn: It was the closure I needed. And, luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. Harley Quinn: I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I’d cut ties with Mr. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object. Harley Quinn: Okay, fine, so I hadn’t told people about the breakup. Roman Sionis: Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. Roman Sionis: Will your paramour be joining us this evening? Roman Sionis: It’s not a party without a little drama, am I right? It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there.

Harley Quinn: Soon enough, I was back on my feet. Here’s the thing about new love, you have to feed it.

But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love. Harley Quinn: I had to find a new identity. It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past. I got an amazing new place that was all mine. Harley Quinn: I guess all good things have to come to an end. We all know the saying, “Behind every successful man there’s a bada** broad.” Well, that was me. Like out of a plane without a parachute, right in your dumb f**king face kind of hard. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. But I was never an establishment kind of gal. But however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. Harley Quinn: This is me, Harleen Quinzel. Harley Quinn: They say, if you want to tell a story right, you got to start at the beginning. Our Favorite Quote: 'Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.' - Harley Quinn (Birds of Prey) Click To Tweet